老公洗澡去了,他手机上一个女性朋友发信息来:“在干嘛呢?” 我一时兴起,就回:“正在想你呢。” 对方说:“真的吗?” 我觉得无趣,就回复过去:“刚才的信息是我发的,我是他老婆。” 对方秒回:“太好了!” 我奇怪了:“嗯?什么太好了?” 对方说:“趁他们都不在,我俩聊一会吧? 我是她老公!” My husband went to take a shower, and a message popped up on his phone from a female friend: “What are you up to?” On a whim, I typed back: “Just thinking about you~” She replied: “Really??” I immediately lost interest in the game and came clean: “That last message was from me — I’m his wife.” She responded instantly: “Oh thank goodness!” Now I was confused. “Uh… thank goodness?” “My wife’s not around either — just the two of us now, let’s chat!” “Turns out it was her husband all along!”
老公洗澡去了,他手机上一个女性朋友发信息来:“在干嘛呢?” 我一时兴起,就回:“
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2026-06-05 00:02:59
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